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Choke Demotivational Poster


SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!




LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'


TAGS: lebron basketball change choke fianls
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


STRESSED OUT -




Remember the day -


TAGS: queen elizabeth force choke
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - September 22, 2015, 9:19 am

test
GaryO - September 21, 2015, 1:13 pm
Funniest uncensored comment of the year (lol'd...hard)
pzykosiz - September 21, 2015, 9:18 am
-icles
Reality Lord - September 20, 2015, 10:05 pm

and thats why she's the longest running monarch
test - September 20, 2015, 6:50 pm
Try now
Greeny - September 20, 2015, 6:39 pm
unable to comment on 127778
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:41 pm
Even the boss is not safe from the OCD of the relatives of the grammar Nazis!! LOL! 5 LOL lions for the poster by the way! This is EXACTLY why I enjoy the remarks as much as the posters! Thanks for fixin' it Boss!
motinet - April 29, 2015, 8:19 pm

Me :)
Greeny - April 29, 2015, 7:28 pm
Who approved this?
Silverheart - April 29, 2015, 6:16 pm

The title has been offset, biased to the right, since new poster generator was unveiled over 2 years ago. But kudos for your powers of observation RL.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2015, 5:51 pm

omg..not sure if troll gene or OCD kicked in....title not properly aligned to pic....must not bomb the boss. no no no no LOLOLOLOLOL


FAITH - There are consequences to the lack of it


TAGS: vader force choke faith sith
Rating: 3.9/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:56 pm
Threats can not make a believer.
falloutghoul - April 21, 2012, 11:21 am
I have yet to see them.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:30 am
Believe Me It's True.
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
yes
Lavinator - April 19, 2012, 6:00 pm
Indeed!


IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.


TAGS: november challenge star wars hey vader choke thiiiiiis
Rating: 3.66/5

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lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 6:33 pm
hmmmmmmm. If the Sith Lord is as forgiving as he is..
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:22 am
Perhaps he can find ways to motivate them? lame,I know.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
I tried this different ways...the tags above the poster have the Trooper's comment of "Hey Vader, choke thiiiiiiis!"
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:57 pm
That's the point...and the Trooper in the back is from a truly GREAT Trooper...
The Immortal - November 9, 2009, 4:29 pm
Has anyone else noticed the storm trooper in the background? WTF is he doing?


~ A Simple Request ~ -




NSFW - NOT SUITABLE FOR ANY PLACE.


TAGS: wall chicken choke
Rating: 4.89/5

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spypengen - April 25, 2012, 9:47 am
lol he'sstroking his chicken 5L


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: man woman anger happiness choked
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2013, 1:54 am
Golden words there, space. 5 mum lions


NECKTIE - I feel smarter all ready.




PETA - Makes me choke the chicken




CHOKER -




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. - No. Really.




YOU'VE LOST -


TAGS: star wars dumbest ending ever obi anakin wants to choke a bitch
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "Bitch! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? Damn, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wow.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Random's Mom is a whore!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid fuckstick.


DOUBLE STANDARD -


TAGS: oh yeah dudes i played the race card now choke on it
Rating: 2.91/5

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Rollseyes - September 22, 2009, 2:04 pm
Ok. Fair enough.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:37 pm
it doesn't raise the specter that they are doing it out of hate or trying to encourage hate.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:36 pm
* Rollseyes (sorry, I really am a bad typist) ... humor of any sort. But you also gotta worry about the wrong people liking the joke for the wrong reasons. Just not worth the risk most times. But again whenever someone makes fun of their own "kind"
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, Ollseyes, my posters teasing white folks like myself (actually I'm imagining the kind of white folks I tend to find annoying) are very few in number. Kinda spur of the moment stuff done way back when. I generally have no interest in ethnic ...
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:50 pm
I look forward to it. Good night.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
Hope I didn't just interrupt. I gotta run -- almost literally. Yours are interesting remarks, and I will respond tomorrow. Not by way of argument, though. Good night.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:40 pm
That doesn't make them mysogynists. Consider the comment retracted. I'm certain I would get a ton of similar comments if I flashed mine here. lol!
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
As to the charges of mysogyny. Perhaps I was overstating a little. I usually do not take offense at all the posters of women on this site and the types of comments they inspire. I'm really not that insecure. Men look at boobs and make comments.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:37 pm
your own race and remain "safe". I really think we may have become a little hyper-sensitive on the subject of race, especially in recent days. People will have differing opinions, but those opinions can be purely intellectual ones, unrelated to race.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:36 pm
But even with that being the case, why ridicule one's own ethnicity? Should you not be proud of your own people? Why would you feel the need to mock those that share a heritage similar to your own? Unless you have been made to feel that you can only mock
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
target of the ribbing. Obviously I am making an assumption that is not rock solid. Meaning some can take hate as a posible source of those posters since it is far from obvious that a white guy made them. Oops.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:30 pm
After a while gender doesn't exist in marriage either. But that's a valid point. Kidding your own group is usually OK because no one assumes that there is any hate behind it. But that thought is based on the kidder being clearly identified with the
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:23 pm
Just like you can't tell my gender (and/or? usually it is one or the other). Don't worry. I've learned from Motifake that my gender doesn't exist on the internet anyway.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:21 pm
Forgive me if the race-baiting thing just bothers me. Too much of it going on right now, distracting from honest debate. I can't tell your colour through the internet, not that it matters.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:12 pm
Oddly enough, the promotion of hate doesn't concern me.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:09 pm
woman.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:08 pm
Or sure, play to my vanity. There the side of a barn that's hard to miss. Anyway, I can assure you that if I have been mysogynistic or racist (except for the kidding fellow white folks) I'd like to know when/where. But anyway, take it easy, man and or
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:00 pm
And you are capable of much better posters. I know that for a fact. I don't *yawn* at all of your efforts, S-man.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 8:58 pm
Wow. You needed 4 posts to answer my 1? You didn't hurt my feelings. Sorry if I hurt yours by finding this poster terribly boring. I simply had to respond to the Ad Hominem attack in answer to my critique.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:28 pm
OK maybe a little.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
*of (not ow)
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
I hurt your feelings though.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:26 pm
You lost me with "no intellectual honesty". And nice use of "thinly veiled." If you are referring to my posters that make fun ow white folks like me as racist, which is a stretch, I cop to that. Not sure about the mysogyny or the hate part. Not sorry
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 7:34 pm
No intellectual honesty, very few funny comments (I, at least, am capable of admitting you have made a few), and thinly veiled mysogyny, racism, and hate. Who's the timmy again S.? I don't have to make posters to recognize moronic ones.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 1:34 pm
No posters, funny or otherwise, and never a funny comment to make. Keep up the good work Timothy R.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 12:21 pm
*YAWN*


ANDREW ZIMMER -


TAGS: go ahead and choke this down andy
Rating: 2.4/5

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Spencer, Ray - July 20, 2009, 5:04 pm
Sorry to be a spelling nazi but its Andrew Zimmern. If you cant do it right dont do it at all.


mistake -




Dance -


TAGS: pzy dance force choke bastard
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:24 am
mirror ball deathstar LOL!! Like the drop kick at the end too! 5 LOL lions, psych!
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 10:20 pm

jaw....dropped...epicne55


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